Kick A Trophy Wife

As part of my new Trophy Wife regimen, I drop Steve off at pre-school at 9:00, watch him sadly through the glass, wondering if I should go and scoop him up so we can play, leave and take Frankie to walk the track around Girard Park. Its going well, considering this was my first morning. I was feuled by coffee, and maybe a little guilt about making sub-par chocolate chip cookies last night and then eating them, Im sorry, it was just the dough I ate, but that still accounts for several cookies.

Anyways, my Trophy Wife regimen is going well.  

I had never been to Girard so early and much to my suprise all the ducks and wildlife were out in full effect this morning, including these little guys.

If you know me and most of you do, you know I really cant stand little tiny, fuzzy, adorable things. When I say cant stand I mean, I want to run over, grab as many as I can and just squeeze their little fluffy heads off. I just want to smother them and take all of them home and have a duck smelling fuzzy house. While Im at it, I also want to somehow aqcuire baby chicks, a brown baby cow, a baby mini-horse and a baby giraffe and they will all fit into my 5 x 5 backyard. My house on the other hand will be filled with many, many litters of puppies and kittens and the aforementioned baby ducklings.

That would be so incredible and I would be the weirdo animal hoarder down the street and that would be ok with me.

Since that isnt possible, well it is but I do have some self-restraint, these morning walks will be good for my bod and Frankie's and ill get my fuzzy-adorable-smother fix too.

Frankie and I are kicking A on this new fitness kick, I totally joined weight watchers too and Steve is kicking A at pre-school. Charlie is also kicking A out in the Gulf.

 All in all The Berlins are totally kicking A in the South.

Frankie is even kicking A in her sleep

cuz thats how we do it.

Cheers.